A Matter of Faith
Stupid Redskins lost 17-13 to the Cleveland freakin' Browns today. Granted, it was close, and in the end the 'Skins lost the game for the same reason they lost last week: They ran out of time outs.

Well, okay, I suppose that technically the reason Washington lost is that the other team had more points, but I really don't want to dwell on such minor details. And while some fans may be wavering in their faith, mine remains every bit as solid as the top of Mount St. Helens.

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Another Incriminating Document
Did you watch the debate the other night? Did you see President Bush taking notes and wonder what he was writing? CBS news has obtained the following document from an anonymous source--allegedly a custodian--at the University of Miami, where the debate was held. The document was reportedly found in the trashcan immediately next to the President's lecturn, and at least one drunk handwriting agrees that it could quite possibly maybe be in George W. Bush's handwriting.... Or that of a first grader.

Same difference, I suppose.

---------------in an email from Pat M.