In response to the skyrocketing cost of milk, the White House has announced plans to invade Wisconsin.
In an effort to head off international criticism of the move, President Bush is reassuring the world that the milk they produce "will continue to belong to the people of Wisconsin."
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Family Values
Lance E. Champion of McMinnville, Tennessee, took it upon himself to pull over a sheriff's deputy he claimed was speeding. The deputy, however, failed to see the irony of the situation and ended up arresting the 23 year old Champion on charges of disorderly conduct.
Like any good son, Lance called his mother. And like any good mother, Janice Champion came to her son's aid. Irony once again reared its ugly head, and Janice was soon found herself in jail for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
The head of the notorious crime syndicate, 47 year old Hal Champion, came straight from church to his family's aid. He ended up getting shot by a deputy's Taser and was also taken into custody.
Police are still seeking irony for additional questioning.
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