Friday, June 25, 2004

Seven Of Nine Doesn't Do Sixty Nine
Illinois senatorial candidate Jack Ryan has withdrawn from the race amid allegations that he had forced his now ex-wife, actress Jeri Ryan, to participate in bizarre sex clubs. After the story broke, Ryan's chances for winning the election became about the same as the chances of success for the incoming Iraqi government.

It was not immediately clear how these recent developments will effect Ryan's career as a fictional character in various Tom Clancy novels.


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