Scientists have discovered that Hippopotamus sweat not only makes a great sunscreen, it has strong antibiotic properties as well. It was also found when dried in combination with mucus, the combined secretions are longlasting.
Perhaps most importantly, you will have an entire section of beach to yourself because, well, you're going to smell like a hippo.
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---------------Aaron Magruder, Boondocks
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