Where'd That House Come From?
Congratulations to Billy Joel, who has just had his third hit in two years.

Some music critics may complain, however, that lately Joel has been achieving his hits through poor driving rather than skillful songwriting, but that's to be expected. Critics generally tend to be a picky bunch.

In his most recent hit, Joel crashed his VW into a house. Though the accident is still under investigation, police say that preliminary findings indicate that the house was not in a marked crosswalk at the time.