----------Bob Rogers, Pittsburgh Post Gazette

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One Hell of a Value
Remember that big tanker truck in Connecticut last month that destroyed the overpass? Well, Sarah Waddle--the motorist who caused it--has been issued a $128 ticket for "failure to drive in the established lane."

That's it? 128 bucks?!?! They should send her a bill for the full $14 million it's going to cost to clean up the mess she made!