New Terror Level: Code Absurd
This is no joke: The FBI has now issued a bulletin warning local police to be on the lookout for people with almanacs. The concern is that terrorists may use the reference books to research potential targets.

This is truly shocking news!! I didn't even know they still made almanacs!

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Well Hung
Michael Jackson appeared on 60 Minutes last night in an absolutely hilarious bid to clear his name. When asked if he still thought it was okay for him to sleep with children, Jackson said, "Why not? If you're going to be a pedophile, if you're going to be Jack the Ripper, if you're going to be a murderer, it's not a good idea. That I am not."

It was at that point that Jackson's legal team decided to give up and just commit mass suicide.

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Uh-Oh....
In an effort to calm public fears about contaminated beef, the Bush Administration has announced that it has former Iraqi weapons inspectors searching for the origins of that sick cow.

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A Note To Both My Regular Readers
Those of you who have occasionally left comments will know that I had been using squawkbox for the commenting. Unfortunately, their service was not without its problems, chief among those being the difficulty in linking back to your sites. Also, on the rare occasions that they choose to respond to your inquiries, they refer you to their "forum" section rather than actually take the time to simply answer a customer's question.

My close, personal friends Kim and Osama have been using Haloscan with great success on their own sites. And since I am but a mere lamb willing to blindly follow my leaders anywhere they decide to go, I have decided to switch MM&M to Halscan's service as well.

At the moment, all the November and December comments you've made have been moved over. Over the course of the next week or so, I'll be moving the rest of your comments over as well.

And no, this does NOT mean that I now owe you FOUR cents for your past comments....