Tuesday, April 07, 2009


One of the most obnoxious commercials on American TV at the moment is the one for that ShamWow towel. The pitchman's name is Vince Shlomi, and he has one of those headset microphone things on his head as he yells at you to buy the ShamWow.

Well, it seems Vince got himself into some hot water, and all the ShamWows in the world ain't gonna clean this particular mess up. He allegedly beat up a hooker in Miami. According to the police report, Vince paid the woman a thousand bucks. Then while they were kissing, she bit into his tongue and wouldn't let go.

Personally, I think he should be thankful they never got past first base before she she started biting.

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