Thursday, March 29, 2007

Progress To Die For

The United States continues to make progress in Iraq. Yesterday, for example, a ceremony was held to swear in America's new ambassador to Baghdad, Ryan Crocker. The event was marked by much rejoicing throughout the land, including several traditional suicide bombings. 122 people got a little carried by the festivities and died.

Meanwhile, party poopers in the United States Senate refuse to even acknowledge all this good news coming out of Iraq and voted to start withdrawing American troops by this summer.

Let us pray that our fearless leader, who likes to defend the United States by dressing up as a fighter pilot and parading around the deck of American aircraft carriers in relative safety, holds to his principles and vetoes the Senate's bill.

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