The Marshall Islands have declared a state of emergency because they are running out of water.
Huh? They're freakin' islands, for crying out loud. Has anyone thought to go outside and look around? They're in the middle of the freakin' Pacific ocean, and they're out of freakin' water!?!?!? How is that even freakin' possible!?!?!?
And don't give me any of that stuff about how drinking salt water will kill you. I'm pretty sure that's just an urban myth... kind of like WMD's.
Huh? They're freakin' islands, for crying out loud. Has anyone thought to go outside and look around? They're in the middle of the freakin' Pacific ocean, and they're out of freakin' water!?!?!? How is that even freakin' possible!?!?!?
And don't give me any of that stuff about how drinking salt water will kill you. I'm pretty sure that's just an urban myth... kind of like WMD's.
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