I Scream, You Scream, Hedgehogs Scream, For Ice Cream

Over the years it has become increasingly apparent that McDonald's food kills, and it turns out the health concerns are not limited to the United States.... Or humans.

McDonald's restaurants in Britain have redesigned their McFlurry desert lids to make them less deadly to hedgehogs. The little critters had a habit of getting their heads stuck in the cup lids. Unable to free themselves, they would eventually suffocate or slowly starve to death.

Meanwhile, here in the States, Bush administration officials have made note of the situation and ordered old style McFlurry cups to aid in the interrogations of terror suspects.