Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Hey! That's NOT A Milkbone

A man in Washington state has been charged with animal cruelty after having sex with the family dog. Twenty six year old Michael Patrick McPhail was charged after his wife came home and caught him doing the dirty deed with Sara, a four year old pit bull. The wife had the presence of mind to snap some pictures of Mike giving Sara a bone with her cellphone camera before calling the police.

Unfortunately it now appears that Sara may end up being euthanized. According to animal control officers, she has a history of biting people and is therefore not suitable for adoption.

Oh puh-LEEZE!!!! Can anyone honestly blame the poor pooch for being irritable? It's true that most dogs like bones; just not when the damn thing is attached to a man!! In fact, let's check back with Mr. McPhail after he's spent a couple of weeks in jail. Then we can ask him if he enjoyed the same treatment from his cellmate.

Euthanasia IS clearly called for in this case, and I don't mean Sara.


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