Love

Police in Maryland have arrested a Felicia Nicole Henley in the robberies of several drug stores and--most brazen of all--a Dunkin' Donuts. After all, a cop could have walked in at any moment. Police also arrested her husband, Joseph Gordon Henley, for the attempted robberies of a deli and a McDonald's.

It's truly touching to see a loving couple like Felicia and Joseph pursuing similar interests and common goals. Such heartwarming tales reaffirm the sanctity of marriage--heterosexual marriage. Could a sinful, same-sex type union could have produced such soulmates?

I seriously doubt it.