But Was It Life Size?

In a blatant case of censorship, administrators at Langley High School in Virginia went through 1600 copies of the yearbook and used a hole puncher to remove an offensive image. On the other hand, if they had not done so and allowed the picture to remain in the books, western civilization would have ended up collapsing.

The offending image was that of a snow sculpture done in the back of a student's pickup truck.... Of a really big (GASP!) dick.

And no, I don't mean Vice President Cheney.

The picture had apparently been missed by the yearbook's faculty advisor and thus made it all the way to publication. But when Principal Bill Clendaniel finally spotted it, well, it just had absolutely had to go. Heaven forbid that the parents should see it.... Even though if they're parents, one of those things was probably involved in the early production of their offspring. So out came the whole puncher, and out went that horrible picture.

Considering the state of today's high schools, if this is the worst crisis Mr. Clendaniel has had to face all year, he should be thankful.