Congratulations to the Washington Wizards, who over the weekend had their first playoff win in 17 years! That's right, 17 years, or a whole cicada life cycle! It was May 8 of 1988 and Ronald Reagan was still in the White House when the Wizards beat the Detroit Pistons. And despite making the playoffs a few times since then, Washington never won again until this past Saturday.
And in what can only be described as a bizarre move, the NBA has warned four Wizards players--Gilbert Arenas, Larry Hughes, Antawn Jamison and Juan Dixon--that they were wearing their shorts too long.
Um, okay. I'm not sure about this, and I certainly don't want to start any unsubstantiated rumors, but I suspect that NBA Commissioner David Stern, if he enjoys looking at men's thighs so much, may be the, er, "type of guy" who will really enjoy this Virgin Atlantic commercial.
Monday, May 02, 2005
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