Horror writer Stephen King recently delivered the commencement address at his alma mater, the University of Maine. He urged graduates to read voraciously and to donate 10% of their incomes to charity.
Ceremonies were briefly disrupted when a demonic car driven by a vampire, accompanied by his formerly dead rabid pet Saint Bernard, drove onto the field and tried to run King over.
Monday, May 09, 2005
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