Thursday, May 07, 2009

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a Sideways Twister!

Maine has become the fifth state to legalize same sex marriages. Governor John Baldacci signed the measure yesterday. Meanwhile, state legislators in New Hampshire are poised to send a similar measure to their governor as well. Assuming he signs, that would leave Rhode Island as the sole holdout in New England.

God is reprtedly furious at these recent developments and has decided to teach the people of New England a lesson by sending a "sideways tornado" through several states located over a thousand miles away.

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