Thursday, July 10, 2008

Excuse Me, But Your Butt Is Ringing

Prison Officials in Maryland and Virginia have begun training dogs to sniff out cell phones among their prisoners. Inmates, who are forbidden to have the phones, often hide them in mattresses, books, and socks. And anyone who's ever read Papillon can probably also think of at least one other place a cell phone can be hidden.

Screw cell phones. If they ever train a dog to find lost remotes, I'll definitely take one of those.

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