Saturday, October 27, 2007

Universal Recall Notice

A group of British and Spanish scientists have discovered a "cold spot" in the background radiation of the universe. Under current theories about the Big Bang, all that radiation should be uniform. That would mean that this cold spot is actually a cosmic glitch that dates back to the earliest moments of the cosmos. In other words, a manufacturing defect of sorts, comparable to a snag in pantyhose or a flaw in a diamond.

Well, that's just freakin' great. If poisoned pet food, dangerous toys, and cheap clothing wasn't bad enough, now they're telling us the universe was made in China?!?!?

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