Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Better Keep An Eye On The Domino's Guy

Six Islamic militants have been arrested after plotting to attack a U.S. army base.

Nothing unusual about that, you say? It's just another typical day in Iraq.

Well, in Iraq, yes. But this took place in New Jersey, and their target was none other than Fort Dix. One of the suspects was able to gather information on the layout of the base because he was--you better sit down for this--a pizza deliveryman.

In response, the base has begun paying protection money to Tony Soprano.

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