Monday, December 11, 2006

Taking Donations

Vice President Dick Cheney's openly gay daughter Mary is pregnant. She and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, are expecting the baby sometime next spring.

Interestingly enough, Cheney and Poe are residents of Northern Virginia. During last month's elections Virginia's voters voted to define marriage as being between a man and a woman. The measure passed with 57% of the vote statewide. The measure did fail, however, in liberal Fairfax county (and the rest of Northern Virginia), which is where the couple lives.

Both Cheney and Poe are remaining mum on who the father is or how the child was conceived. However, stores in godless Northern Virginia are reporting a run on turkey basters.

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