Sunday, December 24, 2006

'Head' Of Her Class

They say that Christmas is the season for miracles, and I for one am now a believer. It seems that a few days ago a certain someone who played a prominent role in the Clinton presidency received her Masters Degree from one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in the world, the London School of Economics. Yes, it is none other than Monica Lewinsky of whom I speak. Her Masters thesis even had the impressive sounding title, "In Search of the Impartial Juror: An Exploration of the Third Person Effect and Pre-Trial Publicity."

This is no small achievement. Only the world's finest intellects even get admitted to the London School of Economics. It is a grueling school that truly challenges the human mind. To emerge after several years with a masters of science degree as Ms. Lewinsky did indicates that despite all the jokes, all the snide remarks, and all the assumptions about her morals, she is a truly gifted individual with much to offer the world.

Either that, or she blew the professor.

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