Or Maybe It's Those Britney Spears Photos I Was Just Looking At

China has reportedly developed a snake-based system for predicting earthquakes. According to the theory, snakes begin acting strangely in the hours and days before a tremor actually hits. Said one scientist, "If the earthquake is a big one, the snakes will even smash into walls while trying to escape."

Uh-oh. Must be an earthquake coming, because there's one trying to get out my pants now.