An American Airlines plane bound from DC to Dallas made an emergency landing in Nashville after several passengers and crew members smelled burning matches. The plane was met on the ground by emergency crews. During the ensuing search of the aircraft, bomb sniffing dogs discovered several burnt matches. That prompted the FBI to get involved.
After questioning the passengers, authorities finally found the culprit: A woman had lit the matches to cover up her, um, "farts."
Hmmmm.... Just a wild guess, but forcing a plane to make an emergency landing, causing a massive mobilization of the local fire department, having bomb sniffing dogs go through everyone's luggage, and getting the FBI to question a hundred people is NOT a good way to avoid drawing attention to your embarrassing bodily odors.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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