Saturday, September 23, 2006

Osama bin Laden: DOA?

An interesting news leak has emerged out of France. Apparently some unconfirmed reports have surfaced that Osama bin Laden died of Typhoid last month in Pakistan. According to the leaked document, Saudi Arabian security services in particular are convinced that the terror leader has kicked the bucket.

If true, that means that a single celled bacterium with zero I.Q. has accomplished something George W. Bush has not been able to do in five years.

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