Is It Too Late To Amend The Constitution?

Congratulations to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, the latest political figure to open his mouth and say something so mind-boggling in its sheer stupidity that it defies the imagination. In a statement that somehow made onto a tape recorder and then onto the front page of the Los Angeles Times, the governator said that Cubans and Puerto Ricans are "hot" because of their combination of "black" and "Latino blood."

It's a darn shame that the foreign-born Schwarzenegger is prohibited by the Constitution from being President of the United States. Otherwise, can you imagine a ticket with him and Virginia Senator George "Macaca" Allen?

Actually, that might be a GOOD thing. The two of them would be so busy constantly apologizing for one ethnic slur or another that they wouldn't have a chance to make undeliverable campaign promises.