Sad news out of DC: The Infernal Revenue Service headquarters building, which was severely damaged in last month's flooding, may not reopen until early next year. The basement suffered extensive damage, along with the electrical systems and air conditioning units housed there.
In these divisive times, this is a golden opportunity for all Americans to come together behind a unifying cause and proudly show our patriotism. We should all donate a portion of our income--not much, just 30% or so (less than 1% if you're really rich)--to this hallowed institution to help it recover. Let's even set ourselves a deadline to do this.
Hmmm.... How about by next April 15?