Passion Of The Drunk

Mel Gibson was arrested last Thursday night in California for drunk driving. Unfortunate, but it's the type of thing that occasionally happens. And when a celebrity is involved, it can be big news for a day or two. But people soon shrug it off as just typical Hollywood behavior.

But new details about the Braveheart star's arrest have emerged, and suddenly Gibson's image has suffered a much more serious blow than originally believed. I turns out that Mel began spouting anti-semitic remarks as the cuffs were being put on. He even yelled at one of the officers, "Are you a Jew?"

The public can forgive occasional bad behavior by our beloved stars. Things like DUI's, tearing up hotel rooms, jerking off in a movie theater, molesting 13 year old boys, and making an ass of yourself while jumping on Oprah's couch can all quickly be forgotten. Two things that you never EVER want to do, however, is make rascist remarks or mess with the Jews. Cross either of those lines, and your Hollywood career will likely quickly go down the toilet for good.

So if you're out and about the next couple of days and hear fighter planes go roaring by overhead, don't be alarmed. It's just the Israeli Air Force on its way to bomb the shit out of Mel Gibson's house.