Monday, September 12, 2005

Science Sucks

President Bush is conducting another tour of the devastation in New Orleans in an effort to show that he is firmly in charge of the situation. This is a good move on his part, though some whiners will undoubtedly say that he should have done this two weeks ago before bodies began floating in the streets of the city.

Yet critics will undoubtedly keep on harping at Mr. Bush, and they will continue to point out that the storm was forecast to hit New Orleans two days ahead of time. What these critics fail to understand is that meteorology is science, and science is only relied upon by godless pagans who are doomed to burn in hell.

Meanwhile, the President has also unveiled his new faith-based recovery plan. It involves lots of prayer and two of every animal being loaded onto a really big boat.


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