Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Job Promotion

Congratulations to Rita, who began the day as a tropical storm with 70 mph winds. By this afternoon, however, she had been promoted to a category 2 hurricane with 100 mph winds. This just goes to prove that hard work, diligence, attention to detail, and the availability of a warm ocean surface pays off in the end.

Forecasters say further intensification is likely as Rita barrels across the Gulf Of Mexico towards landfall somewhere along the Texas coast.

Hmmm.... Maybe this is God's way of punishing Texas for launching George Bush's political career.


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