President Bush , Plagiarist?

So I'm sitting in front of the TV, flipping through the channels, which is the 21st century equivalent of a man's instinct to hunt sabre toth tigers. And so it was that I stumbled across Patriot Games, starring Harrison Ford.

Big deal, Lugosi. Why are you telling us this?

Well, because I believe I have uncovered evidence that may finally lead to Bush's downfall.

Shortly after the big out shootout scene on the London street--near the beginning of the movie--several of the terrorists are sitting in a pub discussing it. One of them is rather shocked, and fears that a direct attack on the royal family such as the one that just occurred will backfire on the IRA. The other terrorist, who actually organized the attack, says these words to his reluctant comrade: "Either you're with us or you're against us."

Sound familiar? They should, for those are the very words Bush once said when urging other nations to join us in the War on Terror. Powerful words indeed, but unfortunately lifted from a Hollywood script without proper attribution.

That's it then. Let the impeachment hearings begin!