Learning Survival Skills

Several new studies seem to indicate that excessive TV watching hampers academic skills among children. This may or may not be true, and it may or may not carry profound implications for this nation's next generation of leaders. I'm not ready to jump to any conclusions just yet, but I will certainly research it further by looking up the word "hampers" in the dictionary. In the meantime, however, Gilligan's Island is on, and it's the one where the Harlem Globetrotters end up on the island.