Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Keeping Abreast Of The News

Armed bandits in Brazil recently stole a shipment of 400 breast implants. The theft comes at the height of the country's plastic surgery season, as clients seek to take care of cosmetic surgery during the southern winter. That way, by the time the spring beach season rolls around, their new selves will be ready for public consumption. However, the criminals may not have been aware that the silicone implants carry individualized serial numbers.

No doubt the police are looking forward to checking those numbers.

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