Congratulations to Paris Hilton, who has now achieved the ultimate act of self-absorption by becoming engaged to Paris Latsis. No doubt when they have kids, they'll be named.... Paris, Paris, and Paris.
No immediate word on what effect her pending nuptials will have on Paris' (the Hilton one) love of hamburgers.
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." ---H.L. Mencken
George Carlin Explains Religion:
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus:
God's Clock Is STILL Ticking: It has now been -7128
days since the people of Dover, PA voted to oust their pro intelligent design school board. Despite Pat Robertson's prediction, so far there has been no sign of the wrath of God
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