Thursday, January 27, 2005

Bet You Can't Eat Just One

The upcoming Super Bowl will mark the one year anniversary (okay, one year plus a couple of days) of the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" that unleashed Janet Jackson's boobie upon an unsuspecting America. Since that terrible day of unspeakable horror, a date which will live in infamy, hundreds of thousands of Americans have died in the rampaging tit's evil clutches. Yet its homicidal rage knows no bounds as it continues to inflict pain, suffering, and fatal levels of embarrassment upon all who cross its path.... Especially the fuddy-duddies in the red states.

Budweiser, long famous for its great Super Bowl ads, prepared a special tribute commercial to help mark this national day of mourning. However, after conferring with officials from both the NFL as well as Fox TV, the beer company has agreed to pull the spot. Perhaps they deemed it too emotionally powerful, or maybe they feared it would bring back too many gut-wrenching memories among viewers. Whatever the reasons, the commercial will never air.

However, those of you who feel you are up to handling the emotional carnage seeing it may unleash in your own psyche, you can watch the ad here. Just give it a click if you dare.

And may God have mercy upon your soul if you do....

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