Someone Should Have Supersized the Ark

----------Oliphant

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New Neighbor
Scientists say they have discovered a tenth planet in our solar system. Our newly found neighbor is located another three billion miles beyond Pluto.

NASA is currently to taking bids from major corporations for the naming rights.

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Frozen Food--NOT
Here's a surprising news story that says frozen lobsters can come back to life.

And boy, are they pissed!!!

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Beware
If your name is Julius Caesar, today would be a good day to stay home.... And avoid your best buddy Brutus.