Tuesday, March 09, 2004

So Much for His Vegan Diet
The Democratic Presidential field has been thrown into total turmoil with the hospitalization of Dennis Kucinich. This setback to his candidacy comes just as the diminutive congressman with the proportionally oversized head was set to overtake John Kerry.
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A Fate Worse Than Death?
Convicted last fall of masterminding the 2002 DC sniper shootings, John Allen Malvo has now been sentenced to death. Unfortunately, Virginia uses lethal injections, which generally make for a quick and painless end.

But when considers the horror, the fear, and the randomness of those shootings, such a method of execution seems much too humane.

I say we stick him in the same jail cell with Martha.


----------Joe Heller, Green Bay Press-Gazette



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