Friday, June 06, 2003

A Vile Act Of Terror

Arson is suspected in the overnight burning of nine tractor trailers at a beer distributor in Springfield, Virginia. Happening as it did on a Friday morning, the fire is expected to lead to a serious brewski shortage this weekend.

Under the advice of the Department of Homeland Partying, which has gone to a Code Red alert, many bars are already setting up emergency rationing systems.

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