Friday, June 20, 2003

Rats

I was out walking my pet Gambian giant rat the other day when it ate my neighbor's Rottweiller. Now my homeowners association is hollerin' and screamin' about "dangerous animals," "savage, unprovoked attacks," and "an endangerment to our children." I wholeheartedly agree!

You just can't trust those damn Rottweillers.

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