Saturday, June 14, 2003

And Afterwards He'll Go Waterboarding

Saying he has "some expertise with this sort of thing," O.J. Simpson has offered to help Scott Peterson track down his wife's real killer.

In other news, disaster was narrowly averted when a vacationing President Bush took a tumble off a Segway. Alert Secret Service agents quickly wrestled the scooter to the ground.

Acting on an anonymous tip, the Department of Homeland Security discovered that Amazon.com is the exclusive seller of the devices. Company founder Jeff Bezos has been detained and shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for questioning.

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