Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Breath Only If You Dare

OH MY GOD!!!!!! IT'S A CODE ORANGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! GRAB THE DUCT TAPE AND PLASTIC SHEETING!!!!!!!!! STOCKPILE FOOD AND WATER!!!!!!!!!! THE TERRORISTS ARE GOING TO GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!! A FIERY DEATH IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM IS--

What's that? It's a Code Orange air quality day?

Oh. Well, that's different.

Never mind.

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