Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Pass the Ruby Red Slippers

It's good to see so many people becoming involved in the political process in a sensible and responsible manner. Case in point: The Christian Right.

Evangelical wackos are sending out letters and creating websites predicting all sorts of horrible things if Obama gets elected. Some examples: rampant terrorist attacks throughout the United States, nuclear bombs blowing up Israel, abortion squads kidnapping pregnant women, gay marriages in the streets, and dogs and cats openly pleasuring one another in defiance of the Bible. In other words, an Obama presidency may set back the Christian Taliban's agenda for turning the United States into a theocratic dictatorship.

Yes, personal freedom is a horrible thing.

But this also points out the beauty of being overly religious. You see, when you have faith, silly things like facts no longer matter. All you have to do is believe, and things will magically happen.

Though clicking your heels together can't hurt, either.

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