Sunday, June 18, 2006

How Marriage Can Kill You

A man in Anne Arbor, Michigan recently proposed to his girlfriend. She wasn't entirely sure if she was ready, however. To prove to his beloved that sometimes in life you have to take risks, the man stripped naked, jumped out a first floor window, and ran across the street with the intention of running right back.

Unfortunately, before he could make his triumphant return, the man saw a couple coming down the sidewalk and he decided to hide in some bushes. But the guy coming down the street then spotted a pair of naked feet under the bushes and pulled out a gun. The naked boyfriend decided to make a run for it and the other guy fired, wounding him.

Police showed up and charged the gunman with aggravated assault and carrying a concealed weapon. The naked guy wasn't charged, however, probably because his weapon wasn't concealed.


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