Thursday, March 03, 2005

A Life Of Crime Averted?

A 14 year old boy in Annapolis, Maryland has been charged with assault after hitting a girl with a--GASP!!!--snowball. No word on whether authorities have connected the offender to any other crimes against humanity involving frozen precipitation.

And while this incident may seem incredibly petty on the surface, it is not. This arrest will hopefully keep the youth from sliding further into an abyss of petty theft, drug abuse, grand larceny, murder, and jaywalking.

Indeed, it wouldn't surprise me if throwing snowballs was how the BLT killer in Wichita got his start.


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