One Toke Over The White House

President Bush has been in the Middle East the past week, and he's urging the region's leaders to advance the cause of democracy.

What the hell? Hasn't he learned his lesson yet?

The last time our fearless leader went on a "spread democracy" kick in the Mideast, Hamas won the Parliamentary elections in the Gaza strip and Hezbollah had big wins in Lebanon. Both those groups are well known terrorist organizations. In fact, John McCain recently accused Obama of being soft on terrorism simply because a Hamas leader spoke favorably of him.

But here's the best part: Right after Bush finished reprimanding them, he asked the Saudi government to increase the nation's oil production. After he finished laughing, King Abdullah essentially told Bush to go piss up a rope.

I don't know what kind of weed Bush is smoking, but I'd love to get my hands on some of it.