Today is Earth Day, a day during which we should all pause to reflect on the fact that this is the only planet we have. But is that really fair? What of the other planets? Shouldn't they also have their own special days as well? Why not a Mercury Day, or a Mars Day, or a Neptune Day, or a Uranus Day? And if we give Uranus a special day, shouldn't we give everyone's anus a special day as well? And if there's six billion of us, but only 365 days in a year, how would that work? Obviously someone's anus is going to end up on the short end of the stick.
Personally I refuse to participate in such a highly discriminatory and prejudiced concept as Earth Day. That's why I spent the afternoon driving around in a gas guzzling SUV and throwing trash out the window.
I feel better already.
Personally I refuse to participate in such a highly discriminatory and prejudiced concept as Earth Day. That's why I spent the afternoon driving around in a gas guzzling SUV and throwing trash out the window.
I feel better already.
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