But Do They Have Broadband?

Astronomers have discovered a potentially habitable planet outside our own solar system. It is located some 120 trillion miles from Earth and orbits a red dwarf. More analyses must be done before scientists are absolutely certain about conditions on the planet, but preliminary indications are that it has hospitable temperatures, is the right size, and may even have liquid water.

The discovery of this new planet is wonderful news since we've pretty much fucked up the one we're on now.