Charlotte's Web: The Sequel

I am always interested in furthering my knowledge of God's various creatures and how they behave. This is not necessarily out of any particular hunger for knowledge for knowledge's sake, however. It's just that if I know how, say, a grizzly bear behaves, then that knowledge might keep my ass from being eaten by, say, a grizzly bear.

Similarly, if you're as afraid of spiders as I am, you'll want to know how they behave, especially if they get into your private stash of LSD or pot. The results are quite interesting, and surprisingly human-like.