Monday, May 01, 2006

Your Turn To Be Saved

Thanks to Danny, who forwarded me a pretty funny site he found at Cehnehdeh. The first four links on the site are to a series of inspirational podcasts from a guy who calls himself the Reverend James Z. Sabbath. For example, the All-Purpose Grace contains the line, "Lord, crush their heathen testicles into barrenness in the merciful vise of thy wrath." In fact, pretty much all four messages contain lots of references to violence against heathens.... Kind of like what you would get if you crossed the Bible with Grand Theft Auto.

The last three links are future news stories from the days leading up to the second coming.

If hearing these doesn't give you religion, well, then you're beyond salvation.

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