Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Could You Scratch This For Me? Thanks.

Scientists have found that global warming may cause poison ivy to grow faster and become more potent. It seems that the nasty vine loves carbon dioxide, and as the levels of the gas in the atmosphere continue to increase, so will the prevalence of the plant.

This news is particularly disturbing to me. I once picked up a nasty rash while having a sexual encounter in some bushes. It wasn't really my fault, though. It just happened to be where I finally caught the sheep.


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